☯ first watch; audio

Black wings! Black wings, oh no, my past sins have already caught up with me! I thought I had redeemed myself! If not white ones, then at least off-white... Okay, okay. Maybe not. But surely I've earned a grey. Anything but black!

[A pause. A lengthy one.]

Wait a minute... Where am I?

Did one of the mystics botch another teleportation spell...? Uh, um... Beam me up, Willy?